Twisted Matrix Laboratories
... is a loosely-affiliated group of hackers from around the globe, working on software together. Much of this software is to facilitate interaction between geographically disparate people -- infrastructure for massively multiplayer games, personal information spaces, and other "places you can be" on the internet. Some of it is also used to target a wide array of powerful lasers in geosynchronous orbit, to prevent a massive outbreak of the whitespace-eating nanovirus from the future.
Comprised of ninjas, rogue temporal authority enforcement agents, ancient greeks, and supernatural forces from Mesopotamia, the Labs is concerned with bringing you the highest-quality internet available anywhere south of Bordeaux (or north of Oulu). Therefore all Twisted developers are required to CLASSIFIED.
The Matrix
- Glyph "Glyph" Lefkowitz : glyph (at) twistedmatrix.com
- electric violin
- Jean-Paul "exarkun" Calderone : exarkun (at) twistedmatrix.com
- geopolitical sociographic dissonance engine
- Christopher "radix" Armstrong : radix (at) twistedmatrix.com
- percussion
- Thomas "therve" Hervé: therve (at) free.fr
- nuclear ocarina
- Paul "z3p" Swartz : z3p (at) twistedmatrix.com
- oboe
- Allen "Dash" Short : washort (at) twistedmatrix.com
- vocals and guitar
- Jonathan "jml" Lange : jml (at) twistedmatrix.com
- pipe organ
- Ralph "ralphm" Meijer: twisted (at) ralphm.ik.nu
- vocals and timbales
- Pavel "PenguinOfDoom" Pergamenshchik : ppergame (at) gmail.com
- electronic balalaika
- Duncan "oubiwann" McGreggor: oubiwann (at) twistedmatrix.com
- Calabi–Yau manifold-pipes
- Andrew "spiv" Bennetts : andrew (at) bemusement.org
- glockenspiel
- Itamar "itamar" Turner-Trauring : itamar (at) itamarst.org
- alto recorder
- Stephen "jerub" Thorne: jerub (at) twistedmatrix.com
- trumpet
- Kevin "Acapnotic" Turner : acapnotic (at) twistedmatrix.com
- trombone
- Donovan "fzZzy" Preston : dp (at) twistedmatrix.com
- bass and harmonium
- Jürgen "snibril" Hermann : jh (at) twistedmatrix.com
- synthesizer
- Moshe "vertical" Zadka : moshez (at) twistedmatrix.com
- accordion
- Benjamin Bruheim : grolgh (at) online.no
- kazoo
- Travis B. "Nafai" Hartwell : nafai (at) twistedmatrix.com
- keyboards
- Gavin "skreech" Cooper : gavin.cooper (at) gmail.com
- torque wrench
- Bob "etrepum" Ippolito : bob (at) redivi.com
- low frequency oscillator
- Jonathan D. "slyphon" Simms : slyphon (at) twistedmatrix.com
- theramin and drums
- Brian "warner" Warner : warner (at) twistedmatrix.com
- hertzian field renderer
- Mary Gardiner : mary-twisted (at) puzzling.org
- krummhorn
- Eric "teratorn" Mangold : teratorn (at) twistedmatrix.com
- serpentine bassoon
- Tommi "Tv" Virtanen : tv (at) twistedmatrix.com
- didgeridoo
- Justin "justinj" Johnson : justinj (at) twistedmatrix.com
- bass mandolin
- Sean "Riley" Riley : sean (at) twistedmatrix.com
- grand piano
- Thijs Triemstra : info (at) collab.nl
- TR-909
- Jessica "jesstess" McKellar : jesstess (at) mit.edu
- Moog
- Laurens "lvh" Van Houtven : lvh (at) twistedmatrix.com
- SID 8580 R5
- Amber "HawkOwl" Brown : hawkowl (at) atleastfornow.net
- kookaburra whistle
Extras
Jerry Hebert : jerry (at) cynics.org
Nick Moffit : nick (at) zork.org
Jeremy Fincher