Twisted Matrix Laboratories

... is a loosely-affiliated group of hackers from around the globe, working on software together. Much of this software is to facilitate interaction between geographically disparate people -- infrastructure for massively multiplayer games, personal information spaces, and other "places you can be" on the internet. Some of it is also used to target a wide array of powerful lasers in geosynchronous orbit, to prevent a massive outbreak of the whitespace-eating nanovirus from the future.

Comprised of ninjas, rogue temporal authority enforcement agents, ancient greeks, and supernatural forces from Mesopotamia, the Labs is concerned with bringing you the highest-quality internet available anywhere south of Bordeaux (or north of Oulu). Therefore all Twisted developers are required to CLASSIFIED.

The Matrix

Glyph "Glyph" Lefkowitz : glyph (at) twistedmatrix.com

electric violin

Jean-Paul "exarkun" Calderone : exarkun (at) twistedmatrix.com

geopolitical sociographic dissonance engine

Christopher "radix" Armstrong : radix (at) twistedmatrix.com

percussion

Thomas "therve" Hervé: therve (at) free.fr

nuclear ocarina

Paul "z3p" Swartz : z3p (at) twistedmatrix.com

oboe

Allen "Dash" Short : washort (at) twistedmatrix.com

vocals and guitar

Jonathan "jml" Lange : jml (at) twistedmatrix.com

pipe organ

Ralph "ralphm" Meijer: twisted (at) ralphm.ik.nu

vocals and timbales

Pavel "PenguinOfDoom" Pergamenshchik : ppergame (at) gmail.com

electronic balalaika

Duncan "oubiwann" McGreggor: oubiwann (at) twistedmatrix.com

Calabi–Yau manifold-pipes

Andrew "spiv" Bennetts : andrew (at) bemusement.org

glockenspiel

Itamar "itamar" Turner-Trauring : itamar (at) itamarst.org

alto recorder

Stephen "jerub" Thorne: jerub (at) twistedmatrix.com

trumpet

Kevin "Acapnotic" Turner : acapnotic (at) twistedmatrix.com

trombone

Donovan "fzZzy" Preston : dp (at) twistedmatrix.com

bass and harmonium

Jürgen "snibril" Hermann : jh (at) twistedmatrix.com

synthesizer

Moshe "vertical" Zadka : moshez (at) twistedmatrix.com

accordion

Benjamin Bruheim : grolgh (at) online.no

kazoo

Travis B. "Nafai" Hartwell : nafai (at) twistedmatrix.com

keyboards

Gavin "skreech" Cooper : gavin.cooper (at) gmail.com

torque wrench

Bob "etrepum" Ippolito : bob (at) redivi.com

low frequency oscillator

Jonathan D. "slyphon" Simms : slyphon (at) twistedmatrix.com

theramin and drums

Brian "warner" Warner : warner (at) twistedmatrix.com

hertzian field renderer

Mary Gardiner : mary-twisted (at) puzzling.org

krummhorn

Eric "teratorn" Mangold : teratorn (at) twistedmatrix.com

serpentine bassoon

Tommi "Tv" Virtanen : tv (at) twistedmatrix.com

didgeridoo

Justin "justinj" Johnson : justinj (at) twistedmatrix.com

bass mandolin

Sean "Riley" Riley : sean (at) twistedmatrix.com

grand piano

Thijs Triemstra : info (at) collab.nl

TR-909

Jessica "jesstess" McKellar : jesstess (at) mit.edu

Moog

Laurens "lvh" Van Houtven : lvh (at) twistedmatrix.com

SID 8580 R5

Amber "HawkOwl" Brown : hawkowl (at) atleastfornow.net

kookaburra whistle

Extras

Jerry Hebert : jerry (at) cynics.org
Nick Moffit : nick (at) zork.org
Jeremy Fincher