I'm in Seattle this week shooting a short video, collecting animatronic critters for reprogramming, and trying to detox after my year of government service. This is Part Two of a dialectic review of french fries at area eateries, a joint... | More...
Fries and Propaganda, Redux: Empty Threats and Fred
Diner named for some Cypriot or Greek chick, Chelsea, NYC Jen: These are quite reviewable fries. Gus: It's like a baked potato inside a French fry. Jen: Inside a baked potato. Elderly man sitting behind Jen: I don't want fried,... | More...
Peeps: A Bad Candy For All Seasons
Mr. Stelter, our late, sainted chemistry teacher from high school, was known for his "discrepant events" -- flamboyant demonstrations where he would, say, take a cattle prod to his belt buckle to explain properties of electricity. One day, to demonstrate... | More...
Fries And Propaganda: New York, Winter 2002
Manhattan Diner, Georgia Diner, Pomme Pomme, and Cafe 82. | More...
Planting Cacti: A Photoessay/Lesson Plan Aid
Documenting a day spent replanting cactus with the fam. | More...
We here at the Dancing Sausage Web Journal are officially changing our name to Frenchy-French Website A L'Enseigne Du Saucisson Dansant Tout Amoureux Du Peuple Francais! | More...
Fries and Propaganda: The Lost Diner
Queens Diner; Itamar guest stars. | More...
Fries And Propaganda: Let's Go Crazy Amherst Style!
The Miss Florence Diner. See The Good Senator for the Whately Fillin' Station. | More...
Fries and Propaganda: Wake Up and Smell the Bacon Cake
Rainbow Diner, Woodside, NY (take 2?) | More...
Fries and Tammy Faye and Propaganda
Trailer Park on 23rd in Manhattan. | More...
Fries and Propaganda: Return to Diane's
A lake of cheese in the last place Kurt Cobain was seen alive. | More...
Fries and Propaganda: F-R-A-U-G-H-T
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go drink Pabst Blue Ribbon... | More...
My Courageous Battle With Wheat Gluten
I'm more than a little disheartened; over the course of the day I've sunk into a pretty deep funk. Aside from being vegetarian, I am generally not one to refrain from eating whatever the hell I want. Good food makes me happy; life is depressing enough without having to eat food which drags on the soul. La vie est dure sans confiture, as an elderly French gentleman said to me once. It's why I've always been suspicious of vegans; they suck the joy out of everything. | More...
Fries And Propaganda: Dorky and Awesome
Schultzy's, U District of Seattle, 12/29/05 | More...