wiki:TwistedMatrixLaboratories

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Twisted Matrix Laboratories

... is a loosely-affiliated group of hackers from around the globe, working on software together. Much of this software is to facilitate interaction between geographically disparate people -- infrastructure for massively multiplayer games, personal information spaces, and other "places you can be" on the internet. Some of it is also used to target a wide array of powerful lasers in geosynchronous orbit, to prevent a massive outbreak of the whitespace-eating nanovirus from the future.

Comprised of ninjas, rogue temporal authority enforcement agents, ancient greeks, and supernatural forces from Mesopotamia, the Labs is concerned with bringing you the highest-quality internet available anywhere south of Bordeaux (or north of Oulu). Therefore all Twisted developers are required to CLASSIFIED.

The Matrix

Glyph "Glyph" Lefkowitz : glyph (at) twistedmatrix.com
electric violin
Sean "Riley" Riley : sean (at) twistedmatrix.com
grand piano
Allen "Dash" Short : washort (at) twistedmatrix.com
vocals and guitar
Christopher "radix" Armstrong : radix (at) twistedmatrix.com
percussion
Paul "z3p" Swartz : z3p (at) twistedmatrix.com
oboe
Jürgen "snibril" Hermann : jh (at) twistedmatrix.com
synthesizer
Moshe "vertical" Zadka : moshez (at) twistedmatrix.com
accordion
Benjamin Bruheim : grolgh (at) online.no
kazoo
Travis B. "Nafai" Hartwell : nafai (at) twistedmatrix.com
keyboards
Itamar "itamar" Shtull-Trauring : itamar (at) itamarst.org
alto recorder
Andrew "spiv" Bennetts : andrew (at) puzzling.org
glockenspiel
Kevin "Acapnotic" Turner : acapnotic (at) twistedmatrix.com
trombone
Donovan "fzZzy" Preston : dp (at) twistedmatrix.com
bass and harmonium
Jp "exarkun" Calderone : exarkun (at) twistedmatrix.com
geopolitical sociographic dissonance engine
Gavin "skreech" Cooper : gavin.cooper (at) gmail.com
torque wrench
Jonathan "jml" Lange : jml (at) twistedmatrix.com
pipe organ
Bob "etrepum" Ippolito : bob (at) redivi.com
low frequency oscillator
Pavel "PenguinOfDoom" Pergamenshchik : pp64 (at) codelock.com
electronic balalaika
Jonathan D. "slyphon" Simms : slyphon (at) twistedmatrix.com
theramin and drums
Brian "warner" Warner : warner (at) twistedmatrix.com
hertzian field renderer
Mary Gardiner : mary-twisted (at) puzzling.org
krummhorn
Eric "teratorn" Mangold : teratorn (at) twistedmatrix.com
serpentine bassoon
Tommi "Tv" Virtanen : tv (at) twistedmatrix.com
didgeridoo
Justin "justinj" Johnson : justinj (at) twistedmatrix.com
bass mandolin
Ralph "ralphm" Meijer: twisted (at) ralphm.ik.nu
vocals and timbales
Stephen "jerub" Thorne: jerub (at) twistedmatrix.com
trumpet
Duncan "oubiwann" McGreggor: oubiwann (at) adytum.us
bagpipes

Extras

Jerry Hebert : jerry (at) cynics.org
Nick Moffit : nick (at) zork.org
Jeremy Fincher