= Twisted Matrix Laboratories =
... is a loosely-affiliated group of hackers from around the globe, working on software together. Much of this software is to facilitate interaction between geographically disparate people -- infrastructure for massively multiplayer games, personal information spaces, and other "places you can be" on the internet. Some of it is also used to target a wide array of powerful lasers in geosynchronous orbit, to prevent a massive outbreak of the whitespace-eating nanovirus from the future.

Comprised of ninjas, rogue temporal authority enforcement agents, ancient greeks, and supernatural forces from Mesopotamia, the Labs is concerned with bringing you the highest-quality internet available anywhere south of Bordeaux (or north of Oulu). Therefore all Twisted developers are required to CLASSIFIED.

== The Matrix ==

  '''Glyph "Glyph" Lefkowitz''' : glyph (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     electric violin
  '''Jean-Paul "exarkun" Calderone''' : exarkun (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     geopolitical sociographic dissonance engine
  '''Christopher "radix" Armstrong''' : radix (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     percussion
  '''Thomas "therve" Hervé''': therve (at) free.fr::
     nuclear ocarina
  '''Paul "z3p" Swartz''' : z3p (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     oboe
  '''Allen "Dash" Short''' : washort (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     vocals and guitar
  '''Jonathan "jml" Lange''' : jml (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     pipe organ
  '''Ralph "ralphm" Meijer''': twisted (at) ralphm.ik.nu::
     vocals and timbales
  '''Pavel "!PenguinOfDoom" Pergamenshchik''' : ppergame (at) gmail.com::
     electronic balalaika
  '''[wiki:People/DuncanMcGreggor Duncan "oubiwann" McGreggor]''': oubiwann (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     Calabi–Yau manifold-pipes
  '''Andrew "spiv" Bennetts''' : andrew (at) bemusement.org::
     glockenspiel
  '''Itamar "itamar" Turner-Trauring''' : itamar (at) itamarst.org::
     alto recorder
  '''Stephen "jerub" Thorne''': jerub (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     trumpet
  '''Kevin "Acapnotic" Turner''' : acapnotic (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     trombone
  '''Donovan "fzZzy" Preston''' : dp (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     bass and harmonium
  '''Jürgen "snibril" Hermann''' : jh (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     synthesizer
  '''Moshe "vertical" Zadka''' : moshez (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     accordion
  '''Benjamin Bruheim''' : grolgh (at) online.no::
     kazoo
  '''Travis B. "Nafai" Hartwell''' : nafai (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     keyboards
  '''Gavin "skreech" Cooper''' : gavin.cooper (at) gmail.com::
     torque wrench
  '''Bob "etrepum" Ippolito''' : bob (at) redivi.com::
     low frequency oscillator
  '''Jonathan D. "slyphon" Simms''' : slyphon (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     theramin and drums
  '''Brian "warner" Warner''' : warner (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     hertzian field renderer
  '''Mary Gardiner''' : mary-twisted (at) puzzling.org::
     krummhorn
  '''Eric "teratorn" Mangold''' : teratorn (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     serpentine bassoon
  '''Tommi "Tv" Virtanen''' : tv (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     didgeridoo
  '''Justin "justinj" Johnson''' : justinj (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     bass mandolin
  '''Sean "Riley" Riley''' : sean (at) twistedmatrix.com::
     grand piano
  '''Thijs Triemstra''' : info (at) collab.nl::
     TR-909
  '''Jessica "jesstess" McKellar''' : jesstess (at) mit.edu::
     Moog

== Extras ==

  Jerry Hebert : jerry (at) cynics.org[[BR]]
  Nick Moffit : nick (at) zork.org[[BR]]
  Jeremy Fincher